Seriously lady??????

"Do I still have a credit? Like 5 or 10 dollars?" 

In my head: really? No trick! I took that for a tip. Since you never leave one. I took it upon myself to add it on as appreciation for always gettin the crap off your crusty dusty feet. 

In real life: "yes you do"

I'm such a punk!!! -_-

Rare breed..... Apparently

Apparently I'm a rare breed. The things that are common sense and thoughtful and considerate are unique to only me. 

There's no way I would go out if town with someone. They have done all the driving and complained about their back hurting and then make them sleep on the couch. 

That's some major bs. 

You go hop your happy complaining tail in the bed and spread out leaving the little cardboard sleeper sofa to the person that has done most of the work and trip preparation? That's some bogish ish 

Who turned this on?

My feelings are way too apparent at the moment.  Wayyyyyyyy  I can't turn them off.  They're haunting me and it's working my nerves.  If this is what being an unmedicated woman is like then fuck it.  I'll just gain 100 lbs.

No I wont.  Huhhhhhhh

Yes, I'm OUTRAGED!

I have apparently been keeping my outrage to myself.

I would like to say...if I tell you, "I just can't get into Pinterest", that does not mean that:

• I don't have a Pinterest account so you should invite me to sign up

-OR-

• I don't know how the site functions so I need your retarded ass to give me a dissertation

The shit just doesn't appeal to me. Okay? I don't want it. Like I don't want Instagram or whatever other social site. I don't need your remedial course on the functionality of it and why you love it.

So just stfu already.

Jeluz H8R

I was the biggest hater of all haters today. I cant believe I missed the Beyonce concert! 

Wtf!!!! It's not like when I act like I don't want to go to something and then get mad when everyone is there. No! I tried and tried and tried! But I don't understand how people got tickets when they went on sale at 10am and at 10:00:01 they were sold out!!!! How the flim flam did you get tickets?!?! 

So I had major hate attacks today. Oh frickin well! 

The good thing is..... I'm coming down some. Probably because its over and there's nothing I can do about it now. 

That's what I get for being so caring. If I was one of those screw you and your sick dog type of people I may have seen Mrs.Carter tonight. 

Harrumph 

Pity Party

I'm currently having a giant one.  Woe is my life and my lack of disposable income.  Woe woe woe. 

Except I know I'm being ridiculous.  I've got it pretty good overall.

But I'm having a pity party all the same.

I'm tired of not having play money.
Of not being able to go on vacation.
Of having to think before I spend.
Of driving this car with this big dumb ass note with the non functional a/c.
Of my belly being all over everywhere
Of my boobs looking sad
Of getting dizzy
Of my arms feeling weird
Of only having one eyebrow
Of having to deal with that one dumb ass heifer at work
Did I mention the car a/c

All my fault

Even though my schedule has been the same for months  now, somehow it's going to be my fault you didn't get your nails for the event. 

Like you didn't know it was tomorrow. Like you didn't know you wanted your nails done. Like you didn't know I have a schedule. 

Just because I work at Home doesn't mean I'm gonna take you whenever. I have business hours. But because they weren't convenient for you, I'm going to be the one to blame.

Go kick rocks!