Yes, I'm OUTRAGED!

I have apparently been keeping my outrage to myself.

I would like to say...if I tell you, "I just can't get into Pinterest", that does not mean that:

• I don't have a Pinterest account so you should invite me to sign up

-OR-

• I don't know how the site functions so I need your retarded ass to give me a dissertation

The shit just doesn't appeal to me. Okay? I don't want it. Like I don't want Instagram or whatever other social site. I don't need your remedial course on the functionality of it and why you love it.

So just stfu already.