"I" world!

I've come to the realization that this is an "I" world. I'm the only one that matters. My opinion is the only one that counts. I want what I want when I want it. I want you to be available when I need you. I want a discount, although I love discounts. I! I! I! Motherflubbin I!!!! 

Well guess what EYE,cause you can't get the capitalizing effect with the letter, don't give two flyin nuts about you!!! 

So don't call/text me at 5,6,7 am or 10,11,12 pm( am on 12. You get my drift)

Don't get mad at me cause all 7 times I told you I was available " don't work for you" and then say EYE'M never available. 

Don't get mad at me cause your nap was more important, which I can understand but not when it comes to my money, and you missed your appointment but you don want me to charge you a cancellation fee. 

Don't talk ish about me when you text me on a holiday and I'm not working or I am but I can't take you. I want to enjoy my holiday just like you. 

The list goes on! 

The moral of the story is......... Think about someone other than yourself!!!