STFU: A one size fits all approach

Etsy shop owner: Wah, wah, wah. People are stupid.

((Well, yeah, they are but...))

ESO: wah, wah, wah people are complaining because I have a 72 day make time on my custom tutu outfits

People With Helpful Suggestions: I would never think I needed to order a tutu 2 months out.


((WTF?! You do know that 72 days is like...2.5 months...10 weeks...and it's a tutu!?!? Okay plus shirt and headband...but WTF? ))

ESO: My outfits are highly customized.

PWHS: Maybe it's time for you to hire help

ESO: wah, wah, wah! I'm not hiring help!

PWHS: Well, if it takes 8 weeks to get an order out...maybe you should...Or raise your prices...

ESO: wah, wah, wah! I live 30 miles from civilization and no one will drive all the way here.

PWHS: 30 miles really isn't that far and someone looking for part time work might. Or maybe you should periodically stop taking orders so your make time is faster.

ESO: wah, wah, wah!!! That won't work!

PWHS: It worked for me.

ESO: ................

((WTF))


STFU!

Don't be a douche

I hate Facebook...it allows for so many to be d-bags. Don't be a d-bag...

Don't fake preach.
Don't be a fake thug.
Don't start fake internet drama.

And the real reason I was prompted to write...stfu (YES!) about high school vs. now. Everyday I see some lame ass post about how "if I didn't talk to you in high school, why would I talk to you now". Cause dumbass, you're like 37 now and high school was 2 decades ago.

There are people I was like, melded to in high school, and now we have zero, zilch, nada in common. Nothing. There are people that I didn't like - when I was fucking 14 - that I've found we have tons in common now as ADULTS. There are people who seemed like perfectly rational human beings at 16 that are straight up nut jobs now.

I really think I'm like one of the few people in the universe that doesn't define myself by high school. I don't give a shit about high school, it was over 15 years ago. And I don't want to go back there either. That's a dumb ass idea...just dumb.

So, don't be a douche. Just STFU and stop posting about how you haven't changed since you were 17...

So DRAMATIC!!!

Life is hard.  We all have large issues to deal with, mountains of debt, sick relatives, families being far apart, life decisions,  that kind of thing. 

That being said, there are a lot of things that are not large, things are small - petty even.  Yet people get all worked up about those things like it is the end of the world.   THE WORLD IS NOT FUCKING ENDING RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE! 

The fact that you were slightly inconvenience for a few minutes doesn't mean that the world should stop turning and mourn for your privileged time.  Things happen, no big deal.  Move on.  Everything that does not go in your favorite does not require a temper tantrum.  You'll be alright.  Put your big girl panties on and keep it moving. 

My Title is Not Personal Assistant

I love you. And I love that I can help you in the ways that I can...and hate that I can't help you in the ways that I'd like to.

But I'm not your assistant! I'm sorry. I can't be responsible for getting birthday gifts for this person and that person and dropping them off. I can't be your representative at function A and B. I have a whole lotta shit going on, man! I don't want to do half of my own shit.

Look Away!

It amuses me whenever someone gets all up in arms about what someone else chooses to portray on television. 

You don't like Madea, don't watch. 

You think the Real Housewives are a waste of time, don't watch. 

You think the Kardashians are sucking the knowledge from your brain? Don't watch. 

It's really that simple. To get all up in arms is a huge waste of energy. Yes, television portrays stereotypes.  This doesn't make them true about you. If you don't want to be a stereotype, then don't be. It's that simple. 

Not Buying It

Attn Little Person. 

Your fake cry is not convincing. You need more tears. 

Keep It On Your Body

I know that as we age things change. We can't do things the same way we used to. Things just are different. In fact, things can change from season to season. I UNDERSTAND even though I'm not exactly understanding. 

You see dog, I'm tired of your hair bring everywhere all of the time. I know you can't help it, you're getting RIF of your winter cost and your kind sheds the most possible hair for no reason. 

But, your hair is staring to make me stabby. I don't have time to vacuum every 23 minutes. So please keep your hair on your damn body. 

Please and thank you