Keep It On Your Body

I know that as we age things change. We can't do things the same way we used to. Things just are different. In fact, things can change from season to season. I UNDERSTAND even though I'm not exactly understanding. 

You see dog, I'm tired of your hair bring everywhere all of the time. I know you can't help it, you're getting RIF of your winter cost and your kind sheds the most possible hair for no reason. 

But, your hair is staring to make me stabby. I don't have time to vacuum every 23 minutes. So please keep your hair on your damn body. 

Please and thank you