Huhhhhhhhhhhh

them: i want an appointment. How much do you charge for new fingers and new toes?

Me: hi how are you. That would be a mere 75$

Them: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!!!

Did your prices go up? 

Me: Not since the last time you got new fingers and new toes. 

Them: that's not in my budget. I'm on a serious budget 

Me: I understand. 

(Just for kicks) what is your budget 

Them: 45$ 

(What I heard) $16.49 

Translation: I'm going to the "chinks". 

*Insert blank stare here*