Please Don't

Please don't call me and talk slow. 

I already don't like phone calls, but calls with a purpose are fine. 

Please don't call me and slow talk.


How arrrrreeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuu?

Fine.

I'm fine. 

Welllllllllllll IIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii

*blank stare*

Please only call me if you can talk regular speed.  Regular speed is fine. 

Well, regular speed is acceptable if for some reason we can't text.