STFU: A one size fits all approach

Etsy shop owner: Wah, wah, wah. People are stupid.

((Well, yeah, they are but...))

ESO: wah, wah, wah people are complaining because I have a 72 day make time on my custom tutu outfits

People With Helpful Suggestions: I would never think I needed to order a tutu 2 months out.


((WTF?! You do know that 72 days is like...2.5 months...10 weeks...and it's a tutu!?!? Okay plus shirt and headband...but WTF? ))

ESO: My outfits are highly customized.

PWHS: Maybe it's time for you to hire help

ESO: wah, wah, wah! I'm not hiring help!

PWHS: Well, if it takes 8 weeks to get an order out...maybe you should...Or raise your prices...

ESO: wah, wah, wah! I live 30 miles from civilization and no one will drive all the way here.

PWHS: 30 miles really isn't that far and someone looking for part time work might. Or maybe you should periodically stop taking orders so your make time is faster.

ESO: wah, wah, wah!!! That won't work!

PWHS: It worked for me.

ESO: ................

((WTF))


STFU!