Tuesday, June 11, 2013

You Nasty

Why the hell do you call people while on the toilet at work? 

Hello ? 
 *fart* 

What are you *flush* doing? 

I was gonna *flush fart fart flush* call you later. 

*peeing noise* 

I don't know why he told you that 

*cough fart flushing* 
*turd hitting water* 
  
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Why? Why is this okay? People want to use the bathroom in peace.  Do you hate the person you're talking to that much that you subject them to hear other folks fart? 

How about you wait two minutes then call? 

You nasty 


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