Friday, May 31, 2013

Google It Bitch!

Google has all of the answers. All of them. If you try to Google and you come up with nothing, then it doesn't exist, or you're a dumbass. 

I completely understand why some questions are  necessary: 

- anyone have a great asparagus recipe? 
    Valid question 
- how do I cook asparagus? 
     Google it Bitch. 


- anyone have tips for having fun at Disney? 
   Valid question 
- what time does Epcot open? 
    Google It Bitch 


- has anyone been to Blue Fish for dinner? What did you think? 
    Valid question 
- What's the address for Blue Fish? 
      Google It Bitch. 


I want to tell people to Google It approximately 1,300 times a day. While karate chopping them in the throat. Yay for impulse control. 
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousMay 31, 2013 at 7:18 AM

    I want to slap the shit out of ppl who post shit like that! My most annoying is posts asking the definitions of words. What he hell is wrong with you? If you typed that whole fucking question you coulda typed the word in your search box. Dumbass.

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