Just STFU and leave me alone

That's like, my life mantra. I would prefer if you never talked to me, but if you must...

*Do not whine about shit to me. Especially if you're whining about the same thing eleventy times in a row. STFU and leave me alone.

*I do not care what you did last weekend or what you're doing this weekend. And I don't want to talk to you about my weekend. STFU and leave me alone.

*I don't care why you let your bad ass kid do whatever random, ignorant shit they're doing. STFU and leave me alone.

*You should never utter the words "turn up" or "turnt up" or anything of the sort, and that goes triple if you're over the age of 30. If you're 40 talking about you're going to "turn up" this weekend, STFU and leave me alone.

**This list may be added to at will...