Every friggin time we get right to the part where we're ready to close the deal...out comes the "I have to talk to my wife." And every time they go talk to their wife, some bullshit starts.
Hating ass wives.
The men are all,
"Do you have a job?"
"Do you have a pulse?"
"You're not going to be calling me for shit every two seconds are you?"
"Let's go!"
Then the wives.
"Well we have to get other applications."
The fuck for?!? You list your fucking house for rent. You have a family come by that likes it and you like them and they can afford to pay their rent every month...what's the damn problem? What, are you going to miss out on the magic tenant?
"We have to do a credit and criminal background."
You need to know that we can afford your damn rent. That's what you need to know. That we have jobs and can pay rent on time. And that previous landlords don't think we're squatting assholes. That's it.
Fuck you lady.
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